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razcolnicov.
Repost this with the subject as: I'm (how old you are) but I act like (what you got on the test)
The number of people you have to tag is the number you got on the test (Considering that I'm quite puerile, almost all of you are safe.)
[ x ] You know how to make a pot of coffee
(Strangely enough, I don't drink coffee. Also, there's Nespresso, making things easier for us humans.)
[ x ] You keep track of dates using a calendar
(If google!calendar is down, so is my brain.)
[ x ] You own a credit card
[ ] You know how to change the oil in a car
(Dude, I don't even have a car. Not allowed to drive one either.)
[ x ] You've done your own laundry
(Dear God, not the laundry again. I just did one yesterday D: And then there's the ironing...)
[ x ] You can vote in an election
[ x ] You can cook for yourself
(Well, you can't blame me for trying. It's not like I'm giving it to you.)
[ ] You think politics is interesting
(Politics is fun, when you actually listen to the stupidities they say.)
TOTAL SO FAR: 6
[ ] You show up for school late a lot
(I don't go to school... How does one count that?)
[ x ] You always carry a pen/pencil in your bag/purse/pocket
(Two pens and two pencils, in case people need them.)
[ x ] You've never gotten a detention
[ x ] You have forgotten your own birthday
(Because I forgot to add the date to google!calendar)
[ x ] You like to take walks by yourself
(Mostly because I don't have a SO)
[ x ] You know what credibility means, without looking it up
(Yeah, that thing that I got and still don't know how it happened.)
[ ] You drink caffeine at least once a week
(Water. Or juice. Or Nesquik, if I'm in the mood for some milk.)
TOTAL SO FAR: 11
[ x ] You know how to do the dishes
(Because I do themalmost every day.)
[ x ] You can count to 10 in another language
(And I don't make mistakes! :D Usually, anyway)
[ x ] When you say you're going to do something you do it
[ ] You can mow the lawn
(I don't have lawn to mow.)
[ x ] You study even when you don't have to
(I'm studying firefox add-on development, if that counts...)
[ x ] You have hand washed a car before
(I've done it when I was a little boy. Now? not so much. Still, I should mark it.)
TOTAL SO FAR: 16
[ x ] You can spell experience, without looking it up
(And in more than one language! :D)
[ ] The people at Starbucks know you by name
(Impossible! There are too many Starbucks to choose just one of them!)
[ ] Your favorite kind of food is take out
[ x ] You can go to the store without getting something you don't need
(for varying grades of "don't need", but yes. I can buy only what I've put on the list, or I can go ape-crazy and buy the shit out of the store.)
[ x ] You understand political jokes the first time they are said
(*sadface*)
[ x ] You can type pretty quick
(I has mad typing skillz.)
TOTAL SO FAR: 19
[ ] Your only friends are from your place of employment
[ x ] You have been to a Tupperware party
(And it was made just for me. I am special!)
[ x ] You have realized that practically no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job.
(And even then, it's not so easy.)
[ ] You have more bills than you can pay
(Thank God I don't. And that's why I don't have internet at home.)
[ x ] You have been to the beach
(Uh... okay. Don't know how that makes you act like an adult, but...)
[ x ] You use the internet every day
(Even when I'm at home. Without internet. BWAHAHAHA!!! ... Okay, okay, I go to my parent's and use theirs...)
[ ] You have traveled overseas for more than 5 times
(I haven't even left my country once.)
[ x ] You make your bed in the morning
(Even if I don't have to, because I live alone.)
[ x ] You realized people of the opposite sex/same sex might just make better friends
(What is this I don't even.)
TOTAL : 25
Which, actually, is how old I think I am until I remember how old I really am.
razcolnicov.Repost this with the subject as: I'm (how old you are) but I act like (what you got on the test)
The number of people you have to tag is the number you got on the test (Considering that I'm quite puerile, almost all of you are safe.)
[ x ] You know how to make a pot of coffee
(Strangely enough, I don't drink coffee. Also, there's Nespresso, making things easier for us humans.)
[ x ] You keep track of dates using a calendar
(If google!calendar is down, so is my brain.)
[ x ] You own a credit card
[ ] You know how to change the oil in a car
(Dude, I don't even have a car. Not allowed to drive one either.)
[ x ] You've done your own laundry
(Dear God, not the laundry again. I just did one yesterday D: And then there's the ironing...)
[ x ] You can vote in an election
[ x ] You can cook for yourself
(Well, you can't blame me for trying. It's not like I'm giving it to you.)
[ ] You think politics is interesting
(Politics is fun, when you actually listen to the stupidities they say.)
TOTAL SO FAR: 6
[ ] You show up for school late a lot
(I don't go to school... How does one count that?)
[ x ] You always carry a pen/pencil in your bag/purse/pocket
(Two pens and two pencils, in case people need them.)
[ x ] You've never gotten a detention
[ x ] You have forgotten your own birthday
(Because I forgot to add the date to google!calendar)
[ x ] You like to take walks by yourself
(Mostly because I don't have a SO)
[ x ] You know what credibility means, without looking it up
(Yeah, that thing that I got and still don't know how it happened.)
[ ] You drink caffeine at least once a week
(Water. Or juice. Or Nesquik, if I'm in the mood for some milk.)
TOTAL SO FAR: 11
[ x ] You know how to do the dishes
(Because I do them
[ x ] You can count to 10 in another language
(And I don't make mistakes! :D Usually, anyway)
[ x ] When you say you're going to do something you do it
[ ] You can mow the lawn
(I don't have lawn to mow.)
[ x ] You study even when you don't have to
(I'm studying firefox add-on development, if that counts...)
[ x ] You have hand washed a car before
(I've done it when I was a little boy. Now? not so much. Still, I should mark it.)
TOTAL SO FAR: 16
[ x ] You can spell experience, without looking it up
(And in more than one language! :D)
[ ] The people at Starbucks know you by name
(Impossible! There are too many Starbucks to choose just one of them!)
[ ] Your favorite kind of food is take out
[ x ] You can go to the store without getting something you don't need
(for varying grades of "don't need", but yes. I can buy only what I've put on the list, or I can go ape-crazy and buy the shit out of the store.)
[ x ] You understand political jokes the first time they are said
(*sadface*)
[ x ] You can type pretty quick
(I has mad typing skillz.)
TOTAL SO FAR: 19
[ ] Your only friends are from your place of employment
[ x ] You have been to a Tupperware party
(And it was made just for me. I am special!)
[ x ] You have realized that practically no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job.
(And even then, it's not so easy.)
[ ] You have more bills than you can pay
(Thank God I don't. And that's why I don't have internet at home.)
[ x ] You have been to the beach
(Uh... okay. Don't know how that makes you act like an adult, but...)
[ x ] You use the internet every day
(Even when I'm at home. Without internet. BWAHAHAHA!!! ... Okay, okay, I go to my parent's and use theirs...)
[ ] You have traveled overseas for more than 5 times
(I haven't even left my country once.)
[ x ] You make your bed in the morning
(Even if I don't have to, because I live alone.)
[ x ] You realized people of the opposite sex/same sex might just make better friends
(What is this I don't even.)
TOTAL : 25
Which, actually, is how old I think I am until I remember how old I really am.
